Sunday, November 21, 2010

Help..? Advise On My Mom Please?

Hi I was Wondering If anybody could give some advise on how to deal with some issues going on in my life right now?



About 5 months ago my mother, brother, and myself got evicted from our Apartment. This isn't the first time this has happened either. We had to move in to a 2 bedroom apartment with a friend of my moms. My moms friend has her bedroom, and my mom, brother, and I share another bedroom. I've learned to cope with the fact that my mother is having some financial difficulty, and the best thing I can do right now is help her out in anyway I can.



But as time goes on, I keep feeling more and more frustrated with my mom until the point where I just can't be around her and avoid her anyway I can (usually by going to the room). I feel as though she doesn't mind that we are 'homeless' and are all three living in one room with two beds (ones an air mattress). She isn't looking for an apartment and spends her money on going out to eat, and other silly things that aren't necessities. The thing that set me off the edge is that she is planning a 8 day trip to disneyland for the fall!.!

It seems like I am the one looking out for the family, looking up apartments and how much they charge in rent, making sure my brother gets off the bus safely. I don't know what to do.

She also doesn't pay much attention to me and my brother anymore. Shes a ';Twilight Mom'; and is obsessed with Twilight and Robert Pattinson. It makes me sick how a 34 year old is that immature.

Unfortunatly this has taken a really big toll on me. About 3 weeks ago I cut myself. I've done it 3 times since then, but not in the last week :/ My grades are slipping, and are becoming extremely low. It seems as though every little thing my friends do irritates me. I just don't know what to do.



I've tried talking to her about it, but it doesn't help anything, she just laughs. I can't talk to any family members (we don't really have any), and the school counselor is out of the question.



I'm trying to make my brothers life better than mine, but that's incredibly hard to do when you have no money or even a place to call your own.



I just need some advise.



By the way I'm a 15 year old girl and my brother is 9.Help..? Advise On My Mom Please?
Have you talked to your mom about how you feel? Tell her everything. If she doesn't listen, you may want to go for family counseling or something. I don't know where you live but here in Canada when we are 15 years old we can get a small job like at a restaurant. Why don't you secretly try making some money, plus that way you won't have to be around her all day.



goodluck :)Help..? Advise On My Mom Please?
I'm really sorry you are going through this. My heart goes out to you and so do my prayers.



Talk to your mom instantly. It's the only thing that will solve these emotional issues and constraints between you and your mom. Tell her exactly what you told us and how you feel that you are the only one taking responsibility for these various issues. Explain to her ALL your thoughts and feelings and how she HAS to save money for ESSENTIALS. An 8-day trip to Disney probably will cost around 500 dollars including ticket money, transportation, food, etc. Tell her that she HAS to cancel the trip, and save the money.



I'm really sorry about your situation. Please talk to your mom instantly.%26lt;3
You say the school councilor is out of the question but perhaps you should rethink that. They can help you with the stress you are under and perhaps give you some guidance for dealing with your mom.

Frankly she sounds like she is trying to still be a teenager herself, it isn't fair to you and it isn't fair to your brother.

I hope things work out for you.
You say the counselor is out of the question, but I'm not so sure, they helped me out.

If you really can't speak to him/her, phone up a freephone child help line and see what they say.



Otherwise, see your local doctor/GP and ask to speak with their councilor.



Just don't cut your self, punch the mattress instead, I do this when I need to. You are not to blame, remember this.



Also, read some books. None of my friends think much if them, but hey, none of my friends think much at all.

Read: The Catcher in the Rye, you might like it, you might not, but read it anyway, it's a very famous short book.



If you like watching films, watch Stand by Me, if you haven't all ready, it's up on youtube. Great boy film, of course girls will like it and understand it too.



I have a little sister and I've had to defend her through many months of domestic violence that occurred in my household. Not fun at all I know, and parents are supposed to be always in the right? Bollox.

If your mother is ******* things up, tell her so. My father was a good man, yet he abused my mother, and left me confused and angry. I didn't want my sister to feel the same as me, and he's gone now.



And believe me, I've wanted to kill my self many a time, and if it wasn't for the knowledge that I had to look after my sibling, I may not be alive today.





Have strength, try hard at the subjects you like, you may go far one day so do not give In.





And remember, situations change like the wind, one day, far from this day, you'll be happy you made It through.



p.s. Your mothers behavior if linked to her own past, she likely did not get the chance to be a kid, and so now she may be acing like one.



This is why it is important for YOU to find a way of enjoying your own years as a kid.



Cry when you need to, be your self.



-Mohawk.
I'm sorry you are going through this. Have you tried talking to her, make her see it from your point of view.

WHat does her friend that you are living with say? Maybe she can help you talk to your mom. Sounds like mom needs a reality check and needs to grow up a bit.

Need help on my review?

can someone read this review about new moon (the book),and tell me how i can improve this. can you also help me out on building up a few scentences.p.s havent finished yet but could do with some help!



Thanks!



Stephanie Meyer’s first novel, Twilight is about Bella (Kristen Stewart) and Edward (Robert Pattinson) offers readers an exciting new entry on the field of Vampire fiction. With New Moon the second of the popular dark romance Twilight series, captures enough action romance and intrigue to keep your eyes glued to the pages. The story opens with the Cullen’s throwing Bella a birthday party. Bella gets a paper cut and nearly get herself killed. Edward grows increasingly distant with Bella. Finally, he drops a bombshell…embracing his vampire characteristics and no longer as he tells her “…pretending to be something I’m not.”

Disappearing suddenly into a dark and moonless wood leaving Bella utterly alone and disappointed.





The plot thickens even further when it is revealed that Victoria has came bake to folks to hunt for Bella. Victoria was part of James coven that was later killed by the Cullen’s, after hunting for Bella in twilight. Although the middle section is a little slow, the book still manages to hook its readers and rewards them when the adventure begins to pick up half way through .even though it was mysterious some of the plop points are unpredictable.Need help on my review?
I added details to your book review, and reworded some things. When you write, you need to get more than just the facts. My ending is a bit rough though. I want you to tweek it with a quote-or better: a way to describe New Moon overall. BTW: I LOVE NEW MOON!!! i read the book it was so good



New Moon by Stephenie Meyer is the second of the popular dark romance series, that captures a variety of suspense adventure and romance. It will intrigue you to keep your eyes glued to the pages. New Moon offers readers on exciting new entry on the field of Vampire fiction. The story opens with all of the Cullen’s throwing Bella a birthday party. At first everyone is enjoying the party, but then Bella gets a paper cut getting herself nearly killed. Edward, the love of her life rescues her. Since Edward is the cause of these types of catastrophes, he knew he must leave her. Edward felt as if he was the threat in her life that got her into so much danger, and followed her like a shadow. In a world of vampires, blood and mysterious murders, he knew this was the right thing to do. So he left her utterly alone in the woods, dark and moonless. Edward left Bella, with an echo of pain and agony twisting inside of her. As Edward escaped Bella’s life, Jacob Black approached her life. The plot thickens even further when it is revealed that Victoria has came back to murder Bella. She did it to avenge Edward, because if he didn’t have her he had nothing. Edward had killed Victoria’s boyfriend because he tried to murder Bella. The book continues with endless romance, suspense and even jealousy.



Stephenie Meyer has a unique writing style. Unlike most authors she goes beyond spilling the characters thoughts on paper. Her descriptions are as vivid an artist’s painting. She describes emotions, thoughts, surroundings and concepts. These things are the colors that add depth into her writing and the picture she is trying to paint. “I felt like I was trapped in one of those terrifying nightmares, the one where you have to run, run till your lungs burst, but you can’t make your body move fast enough”. This is an example of her description. I also like the way she described the relationship between Jacob and Edward. To Bella, Edward was air to breathe or a drug. Jacob, was a sun spreading warmth, light and happiness. New Moon will leave you astonished. It unwinds your imagination and is beyond our world today, as fantasy and romance collide.



There are some more book reviews on: http://www.parkridge.k12.nj.us/colleenmi…



and some New Moon quotes on:

http://www.twilight-quotes.com/books/new…Need help on my review?
i think you should put in a bit about jacob black and the quilutian legends

How do you guys feel about the New Moon Soundtrack?

To tell you the truth I was kinda disappointed in it. I really thought Paramore was gonna be in it. Their songs fit so well with Twilight so I was kinda disappointed they weren't on the New Moon soundtrack (cause everyone was saying they were gonna be on it...got my hopes up lol). I was also kinda sad that Robert Pattinson wasn't singing on it either :( I think the fact that he sings is so sexy...although im not really attracted to him in genereal but that fact that he plays Edward Cullen and sings makes him so attractive to me. Don't get me wrong I do like the new songs on the soundtrack but I just loved the Twilight soundtrack so much!!! Idk maybe i gotta hear the songs in New Moon and see how it plays out. What are your opinions??? Twilight haters please don't answer me cause I don't want to hear Twilight is stupid. Thank you.How do you guys feel about the New Moon Soundtrack?
Well i was and still am in love with twilight. My personal opinion is that Rob and paramore should have definitely been on the soundtrack. The songs on the new soundtrack do not match the mood and the setting of new moon. New Moon has a very depressed feel and i would have loved to hear some Paramore songs on there. I am disappointed but can't wait till the soundtrack comes out.

And i defiantly think that Rob Pattinson is SEXAYY

hope this helps

boo twihaters!

And can't wait for new moon:)How do you guys feel about the New Moon Soundtrack?
i love twilight and everything but i think until i actually hear the songs and see how they go in the movie then i'll make my decision.

its just too hard to try and imagine what they'll be like when i haven't seen the movie yet.

ya know
i love TWILIGHT! But,i dun agree about Bella changed into vampire!

I think New moon's soundtrack are kinda deep dark sad song.. because Bella's emptyness about edward. I cant wait
I have no opinion yet as I'm not familiar with, but 2 artists, from the track listing.

My TWILIGHT opinion...do you agree?........?

Twilight was a terrible film adaption of a, let's face it, mediocre novel. I went into the theater with an open mind, not expecting brilliance, but expecting to be entertained. Well, I guess I was technically entertained since I laughed throughout most of the movie. Sadly, I wasn't laughing at purposely funny moments. I was laughing at the awkward ';acting'; of the actors and the terrible dialogue.



Now this is where it gets tricky: Do we blame the screenwriter or the author? The movie made me realize just how corny the book's dialogue was. I found myself rolling my eyes, when I wasn't laughing, at every word out of the actor's mouth. Especially the dialogue between Edward and Bella. Now, the dialogue could have been over looked if the actors were able to deliver them. Alas, whoever decided to do casting for this film decided to cast every ';actor'; with the acting ability of a toaster. Now, a toaster is a inanimate object and therefore cannot act. Get the hint? What made me laugh the hardest was at the end of the movie when Bella's mother decides to inform Phil VIA TEXT MESSAGE that Bella is alright. I was so shocked that she was really texting him that I turned to my friend and whispered ';Bella's okay, L-O-L';. Really, though. Text messages? I would think that informing your potential spouse of your child's well being would warrant a phone call at least.



Now, I have to point out the scene where Edward decides to flash Bella the goods. He want's to educate her in the ways of the vampire. He cannot go out into sunlight NOT because he'll burn or turn to dust, but because he turns into a failed children's art project. Reading the scene in the book I already knew whoever turned the book into a film was going to have issues with the scene. However, I really thought they'd aim for something above spraying Robert Pattinson with water then dumping craft store glitter on him. I didn't even notice the ';sparkles'; at first. My friend turned to me and commented ';The sun hits him and he gets gross and sweaty?'; because, let's face it, that's what he looked like. Damp and dirty. Oh baby, I can hardly contain myself! I could go on and nit pick at everything, but I'm just going to wrap it up and say this movie was awful and I'm disappointed in the screenwriter as well as the director. I feel like Hardwicke was too focused on making the mise-en-scene beautiful and aesthetically pleasing, which is all well and good, but in doing so she over looked her cast of actors who would probably get over looked at a high school play audition with the way they displayed their acting abilities in this movie. Though, maybe I take back the part of being disappointed in the screenwriter since you can only do so much with the source material you're handed.



BRING ON THE TWILIGHT FANS! I CAN TAKE THEM! *Shields at maximum power!*My TWILIGHT opinion...do you agree?........?
I eat twilighters for breakfast.My TWILIGHT opinion...do you agree?........?
i do like the book but the movie i agree with everything you said =]]



i am a twilight fan but im not gonna launch at you why i think your wrong =] good luck may the force be with you with the rest of the answers
Charlie, are you for real? This guy is just stating his opinion on Twilight. I have not read the book or seen the movie, so I can not say I disagree or agree. From the looks of it, most Twilight fans are immature teenage girls.
wow, that took a long time to read %26gt;.%26lt;



and no,

TWILIGHT IS AMAZING. end of story. period.

The movie wasn't as great as the books, but do the movies ever compare? It was a great attempt.
YEAHHH TOTALLY
i stopped on the first sentence cause this whole thing is not even worth my time in reading, its all bs...

twilight is the best book EVER its the only book i actually wanted to keep reading
Yes! I agree with you 100% and I'm a 16 year old girl, with all friends and school obsessed with Twilight. Thank you
the movie was so awkward.
thats way too long for me to read the whole thing.but i like twilight. the movie was pretty good
ok

i hate ppl like u seriously

i mean

u posted this question just to get us twilight fans piss the fk off

well thnx for the 2 points meanie
dude just shut up..you know you're stupid when you try to start crap on yahoo answers.
wow! thats long. i didnt read it but i have watched the film, it was okay i guess. i refuse to read the books though. i dont get the big deal over it, probably because i have never read the books but i dont plan to.

Twilight Magazine?

Since Everyone loved the idea of a twiligh magazine, i think i'm going to e-mail stephenie meyer and ask if she likes the idea..

but, what is her e-mail?

and what should i say?



And this is what i'd put in the magazine:

Fan Fiction of the Week

Character Profile

Interviews (with stephenie meyer, robert pattinson, kristen stewart, catherine hardwicke, taylor lautner, jackson rathbone, ashley greene, nikki reed, kellan lutz, elizabeth reaser, peter facinelli, rachelle lafevre, cam giganget... etc)

Quizzes

Letters

Posters

Fashion tips from Alice

How to impress Edward (lol!)

Competitions...........



But what should i do as a freebie with the magazine?!? hmmmTwilight Magazine?
Stephenie doesn't have her e-mail up anymore. ]



but thats a great idea, maybe there will be some way to contact like her publisher or something..... i don't know. good luck with your idea.Twilight Magazine?
she used to have it out i heard but she got sooo much she took it down.. sorry =)
everything looks really good, but for the interviews... that will take months, if even possible, get them all to agree to that. i doubt all of them would do interviews for a tiny magazine. other than that... go to stepheniemeyer.com for her email
I love Twilight, too, probably more than you, but isn't a Twilight magazine a little much?
yah i love the idea but idk her email i tryed to look it up but some1 said that they pro dont want to give it out bc of stalkers i have her on myspace but idk if its reallly her i could tell her the idea if you want??
GREAT IDEA.. xD

But i dont have her email.. Dont know where to get from =[ sorry!!
If you get a response it's probably from a gaggle of personal assistants, not Stephanie Meyer.
I dont know if you will be able to get a hold of her via e-mail, but I think she has a fan-email somewhere...

Your ideas are great. Maybe you could make your own online magazine! You could create a website and people would give you their e-mail addresses and you could send them an online magazine every month or so. Then tell Stephenie about it, and she might consider it!
I don't know if you still can email Stephenie...you could try checking her website for a ';contact me'; link, or messaging her on Myspace, but she gets thousands of emails daily, and I doubt she answers them herself.



Freebie with the magazine? That's a tough one...but I like the idea!
that is a great idea
I think you should look in www.stepheniemeyer.com

They might have her e-mail there.

Would you recommend an acting coach?

Okay, so I've always been told I'm a ';great actress'; from family and friends and teachers, but lately and a lot of times, I really don't feel like it. I have a low confidence level when I'm on stage and I become embarrassed when told I'm doing something completely wrong, and mad if I'm told it repeatedly. I love my drama teacher at my school, but I don't think she's helping me much. I have been thinking about having acting as a career as an adult, and hopefully going to Yale for that, but I know that I have to overcome my low self confidence on stage or when I do something wrong. But I need help with that, an dI don't know what or who else to turn to for that. And my grades are falling too, so that is making it even more once since I'm usually a strait A student. I don't know what to do. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are my idols at the moment because of how great of actors they are and how they got discovered (and because Twilight was THE BEST movie ever. I saw it tonight). And I was thinking maybe an acting coach would help me with that? What do they do? Could they help me with what I want? And also, I'm good at acting normal, like people do in movies and stuff, or romance stuff, but the totally dramatic ';NOOO!'; moment when someone dies or something, I can't do. It's just awkward. I can't do the sobbing ';boo hoo'; totally over the top dramatic stuff. Just like the movie stuff I've noticed. And we are doing Our Town s our school play and I got the lead Emily and the end she's all ';goodbye world!'; and stuff, and it's weird. Could an acting coach help me with all of this? I would really like to pursue my dreams. Would you recommend an acting coach?
Don't feel embarrassed. It's going to take a lot of restraint, but don't. You're only going to annoy the director that way, and it's not productive. If you were a professional, you probably would hurt your chances of getting work.





You're not doing anything *wrong*. That's not what it's about. The director is feeling his or her way through the production just as much as you are feeling your way through the character. It's a discovery process, and no one has all of the answers. Okay? You're fine. The director's job is to help refine your performance while telling a story.





Stop thinking about acting in terms of ';dramatic'; and ';normal'; and think of acting in terms of reality. You are *being* someone, you're not *pretending* to be someone. You're not being a stereotype or an emotion, you're being a real person in real time. If you don't do it in real life, don't do it on stage. You're not going, ';Oh, this is what I'm supposed to do.'; Acting is about acting and *re*acting. If you're thinking too much about what you're doing instead of just doing it, then likely, you're doing it wrong.





I wouldn't go with an acting coach, but if you want to, fine. Go ahead. Just make sure you research him or her and make sure that they have actually had reputable experience.





Personally, I would wait until you're older and audition for acting colleges. I recommend this to just about everyone because I feel it's the best way to get the training you need. They provide everything for you, and you'll be older: you'll have a crystallized idea of what you want to do with your life regarding your career, and you'll have a better emotional register (which it sounds like you have a real problem accessing at the moment. You'll outgrow it.)





:)Would you recommend an acting coach?
Rather than seeing yourself as 'doing something wrong' see it as an opportunity to learn and grow. All directors worth their salt will expect an actor to be able to interpret a scene several ways, which may or may not include your own ideas (often, not). That is what you are paid for.





Taking it personally shows you haven't developed the maturity to separate yourself from receiving directions as a professional actor, to believing it's about you as a person. Nothing could be further from the truth.





I would only engage an acting coach to assist me with preparation for a challenging audition or performance or character.
Are you kidding me ? Both of the crappy actors you mentioned suck at acting . If you act the same way as them, than in no way are you even to be considered a '; great actress ';





PS : Twilight amongst the worst movies of the year .
chya boii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no. possibly you could take some acting classes but dont waste money on a coach

Do you like this story that I am writing? It's just the beginning.?

Note: This story is intended for people who don't fit in or have mild to severe depression.

It all started as a joke.

Everyday at lunch she would get up from the table, grab a plastic knife from a small container, and start cutting her wrists, encouraging the three of us to laugh with her, make fun of her stupidity. I was worried, but too afraid to stand up to our group’s nonofficial leader to rebel against what we were laughing about. Luckily, I had enough intelligence to realize if I had one more slip-up, everyone would kick me out of our posse. I was too afraid a year ago. I was too worn down from people stepping all over me to fight back. I was just a background idiot in my friends’ lives, just another person trying to blend in with everyone else. Well, back to the knife incidents. Whenever her wrist started bleeding, she would start fake crying. “Acting,” she called it. “Just in case this will ever fit a role for me in a couple years. It’s for the audience. Everything is.” It was so believable only because she was the actress, the singer, the perfect girl in everyone’s minds, but really, as I would soon learn, she wasn’t as perfect as she played it out to seem like.

“So, I’ve heard so much gossip about Twilight. It’s, like, the best movie of all time. I mean, Robert Pattinson is starring in it, and it’s all about cute guys like Edward and Jacob; I’m on team Edward of course. Anyway, it’s a love story and Bella rocks!” Gabby babbled. She could talk about silly Twilight and not be killed by Mairead, the depressed freak while one negative comment on the series from me and I would be the laughingstock of the whole school in less than ten minutes. Maya and Gabby had freedom, they deserved to be in the group as Mairead saw it, while my intelligence never got me anywhere in life. I just sat around like nothing waiting for Mairead to live out my life for me. She took total charge of my life and clearly went out of her way to make sure I turned out to be her little minion as Maya and Gabby seemed to be becoming. They were fine with it while I urged to be my own person. It was harder than it seemed and I felt like nobody understood what was going on in my complicated life I wasn’t living like I wanted to. That lunchtime was the longest half hour of my life, or so it seemed.

Immediately after lunch I caught up with my best guy friend Alex in the hallway and in truth, I wanted to cry about my life to him and tell him that I didn’t think I would survive. Of course, I couldn’t. He understood how to laugh and joke with me better tan anyone else I knew, but he couldn’t talk for one minute about emotions and troubles. I knew him better than that and refused to risk my friendship with him for stupid emotional girly crap. We just chatted about low-key terms like our algebra homework and our weird teachers, not going beyond my older brother trying to break my foot. It was freedom to talk about whatever I felt and just be myself, the girl who liked to laugh and talk about which football teams were the best. A break from the popular girls who wanted me to be one of them and threatened to ruin my reputation if I didn’t.

“Here’s our study hall,” I said as we arrived in Miss Flynn’s room. Miss Flynn was a great teacher. She was young and her students trust her enough to walk up to her and ask about what they should do about their problems. She was everyone’s favorite teacher and had her quirks, just like all of us kids.

“Hey kids. Take a seat anywhere,” Miss Flynn said, smiling as we and a group of chatty girls walked in the door. We sat at a seat in the back so we could make noise and not disrupt Miss Flynn too much because although she is a really cool teacher, she gives out detention twice as much as stupid Mrs. Dykstra who had temper issues. I think Dykstra’s going to a therapist once a week lately. I sometimes wish the people at our school were somewhat normal.

“So, do you understand this algebra, Sue?” Alex asked shyly. For some reason, he always acted shy and silly around me, sometimes teasing me to get on my nerves.

“Of course I do. I don’t mean to brag, but I’m at the top of my Honors Algebra class. Let’s see. Simplify the expression 2x-1x+4x. This is so easy. The answer is--,” I began.

“Dude, you don’t have a future as a math tutor. I’ll go to Mrs. Francis’s room and ask her for help. Maybe she won’t go around blurting out the answers,” he interrupted, somewhat rudely. We waved and I just sat alone, since besides Mairead, Maya, Gabby and a few other boys, Alex is my only friend. For a moment, I wished for life to be different, for me to be one of those girls who had a whole crowd of friends surrounding her every moment, but realizing that I would need to change my personality drastically, I changed my mind.

I survived the rest of the day, the rest of the week, the rest of the month. January and February passed pretty easily with teasing here and there at lunch, but I lived. March became the worst month Do you like this story that I am writing? It's just the beginning.?
Okay, I already commented on this. Please stop posting it. I would hate to report you, but I hate to see this topic posted multiple times every day. People like it. Isn't that all you need? I already gave you advice on how you can make it better, but you didn't take it.



If I see this topic again, I will be obliged to report you. I'm sorry, but people are getting ****** off.Do you like this story that I am writing? It's just the beginning.?
I really like this. It pulled me in talking about the girl (Gabby, I think it was) although it seemed that just as I was learning more about her, you started talking about Alex and their study hall and algebra just when I thought we were going to hear more about Gabby. There were little grammar and spelling flaws, but they weren't that bad and I do think it's a great beginning - I've written and read a lot of stories myself and this looks like one I would like to see on the shelf at my local library.
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Does anyone else have a love-hate relationship with Twilight?

Okay, I know this book is not the best written book I've ever read, but I still find myself drawn to it and it's storyline. I think it's a cute, innocent romance novel, which is refreshing after reading adult romance for 10 years. That alone has made me want to reread it. BUT, I also see all the things that makes it not one of the best written books to ever grace my bookshelf and I see the under-developed plots, and IMO, under-developed characters. But, I'm a romance fan, so I love how the romance if presented in the novel.



It's the same with the movies. I think Twilight was one of the worst directed movies and it was horribly acted. I think the secondary actors did a much better acting job than kirstin stewart and robert pattinson. BUT, I still watch it from time-to-time. New Moon was much better, but it still lacked in some areas, and I do like the technology used.



So, there are some days that I hate Twilight and there are some days when I love it and want to watch the movie or read the book over and over again. Anyone else have a love-hate relationship with Twilight?Does anyone else have a love-hate relationship with Twilight?
I'm exactly the same! lol I thought I just subconsciously wanted to please every-one; lovers and haters. hahaDoes anyone else have a love-hate relationship with Twilight?
i am absolutely love love love twilight saga!! it is my all time fave books. but i agree, what were they thinking with twilight the movie? it was really bad. i just personally don't like catherine hardwickes directing.
yeah kinda- i loved the books absolutely but i hated what catherine did to the film. the acting was rubbish and it was directed so so badly. also the random scenes that had nothing to do with the book made it even worse.

however i think the new moon film was alot better and alot closer to the book :)
I do with the books. I can read all of the books one day and the next day I'm thinking about how stupid the characters are. Like in Breaking Dawn, Bella wanted to die for a vampire baby, that made me so frustrated I stopped reading it because she sounds so stupid.
I love the books, hate the movies.
Sad to say ... but i do too!



but for different reasons like

1) bella has Edward and Jacob but in the books there is also MIKE! and much others i think Eric ( the oily skin guy) and tyler ( the other car driver who almost hits bella!



2) First it was james then victoria the the Voltaire i get it but can't it continue!!!!! like what happens to renezmie i am dieing to know!
No, Bella was just too stupid for me.

I didn't like it
JOSS! You're one of those people who I need to criticize my quote! I've seen your comments and their so brutally honest and harsh. I NEED you to criticize this short little thing of mine because i want to improve:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;…



And now your question:

I agree the plot and characters are shallow and underdeveloped. When I imagine them as real people-... I just can't, they've got no soul if you follow. I barely finished the first book because of how I disliked the writing. The only reason I did finish it is because I hate quitting something halfway.

I do like romance, but in smaller doses.



And the movies (I refuse to call them films, they're not worthy of that title in my opinion):

I think the direction is terrible and the acting is so shallow and soulless it depresses me. So I suppose the lack of depth in the characters and lack of depth in the acting makes the casting for the films perfect? Sorry if I'm sounding like a whiney complainy fag.



And sorry I just have a hate-hate relationship with Twilight. Sorry I didn't answer your question the way you intended, but I'm really desperate for your acid tongued yet honest and relevant opinion.



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  • Is my friend transgendered?

    My friend (a girl) thinks she might be transgendered. We've known each other for a long time, since we were little, and are really close. We've always told each other everything. We had a normal friendship, but then around age four, she expressed the desire to wear boys clothing.



    So she did. And she was your typical tomboy. Wearing boy's clothes, playing sports, hanging out with the boys--she did it all. It was like this until around the middle of 6th grade (we were both 12) when she thought she might be a little too old for that. She felt uncomfortable wearing boy's clothing and felt pressured to conform to society's standards I suppose. So she gradually stopped dressing like a boy and wore more girly things.



    We're both in 8th grade now, and the process of transforming herself into a more girly person hasn't been completed yet. Not so much as in the clothing, but in her personality. She told me that she's been having doubts about who she really is, and her sexuality too. Sometimes, she'll think girls are pretty, but she never has any interest in doing anything with them. But with boys, she's very picky, and selective. She thinks that because she doesn't like most guys whom others think are good looking (Robert Pattinson for example), she isn't straight. She's had dreams about being a boy before, and she was really unsure about the whole idea. Do you think she might be transgendered/lesbian/bisexual/whatever? How do you tell?Is my friend transgendered?
    Just because she likes guy clothing, does not make her transgendered. I don't know who determined what is male and female clothing. To be honest, if guys started wearing dresses, that would be absolutely fine by me. I wouldn't think it's weird at all.



    It irks me how society is all about being ';normal'; and fitting in. Seriously, you shouldn't worry about that. Having a fulfilled life requires being yourself.



    Oh, and just because she doesn't like Robert Pattinson, doesn't mean she's lesbian lol... we all have different tastes. I think she might be lesbian and using that as a convenient way to come out. That's just my guess, though. I don't want to put words in her mouth.



    If she wants to wear guy clothes, that's fine. Nobody should give her crap. Please do not encourage her to be more girly (not saying that you are). It's just going to make her feel unaccepted, and that is the last thing a 13 year old girl wants to hear.Is my friend transgendered?
    I think she's a normal human being!! You need to leave her alone, and let her decide her own actions/choices in her life. Grow up, and realize you shouldn't transform someone. They should become who they want to be. Don't be a little immature stereotype..
    You're in the 8th grade, your friend is still probably just figuring it themselves.
    She might be, but YOU can't tell her who she is or isn't.



    Its for her to figure out for herself, and it could take some time for her to sort out her feelings.



    I would advise her to stay open to possibilities, be honest with herself about who she's attracted to and not attracted to, and not to rush to judgment or to be in a hurry to label herself.
    Anything is possible, but it doesn't really matter. The only person it does really matter to is the person involved. And although you might like to help this person, they are the ones who have to figure it out for themselves. Self-acceptance is a very individual thing and can't be rushed. This is especially true for transsexual people, where the process can take years or even decades.



    Just continue to be the good, supportive friend that you are, they will appreciate that.
    Your in 8th grade! Your like, 13 or something. Alot of girls dress boyish when they are young. I did, and I hate Robert Pattison, yet I'm still straight. She's just growing up,my goodness.

    Can you help me with this traumatic dream?

    I just woke up from this dream about an hour ago, so please forgive me if I go all over the place. I'm also really tired, since I was only asleep for a couple hours before waking up from this.



    I'll explain what could have caused this dream first, maybe that will be easier?



    I saw the movie, Remember Me yesterday. If you don't want to know what happens in it, don't read on! *SPOILER*



    I knew something bad was going to happen when I heard the characters talking about labor day....I started freaking when, Tyler (the main character) left a note for Ally saying he was going to his dad's office...and then the music started playing and then they showed (Tyler's little sister) Caroline's school chalk board, where it had the date. It said 09/11/2001....... that's when I started getting super nervous/afraid....then when Tyler got to his dad's office, and his dad called him telling him he would be late, I totally lost it! I started crying all over the place and shaking.....My mom was trying to hand me tissues, and telling me it would be alright. The music starts getting real sad and everything turns into slow motion like feeling when Tyler is taking the elevator with a ton of people....When in the office, Tyler sits down at his dad's desk and moves the computer mouse....After that, a slideshow of pictures of the family over the years appears...and a smile appears on his face, as if it were he finally knew his dad loved him. Then, the movie builds up to this shot...where Tyler walks across the room to one of the huge windows.....I was already freaking out there, BUT THEN the most horrible part happens for me....there's this shot of him looking out the window, just watching the sky...they show the building, and you can clearly see it's one of the two towers....:( THAT SHOT was horrific for me....really horrifying me to death...I was almost screaming...mom kept telling me ';He's not really dead'; She was referring to Robert Pattinson, the actor who plays Tyler...but whatever she would say wasn't helping me......Then it shows everyone watching the planes hit....most of the characters start to cry..and that just made me cry a thousand times more.....



    WELL anyway, I cried for a long time after the movie was over (around an hour) I thought the movie had a great message of ';live your life to the fullest, because you never know when your last moment may be.';....but the ending really was heart wrenching for me....they didn't even show the plane or anything, but they did show people running to see what happened, and tons of ashes.....I felt like I was reliving 9/11....



    Now to my more horrifying dream. :( As if it could get any worse right?!:(



    The beginning of the dream is a little bit foggy, but I can make out key things...

    In the dream, I was the main character Tyler Hawkins. I was sitting in a small coffee shop writing a letter to my brother (Michael) about how things were getting better....I remember the waiter coming over to tell me I looked good (healthy and not stressed out) and she gave me a cup of something....After I left the coffee shop, and walked on my way to my dad's office, I get the phone call from him. He tells me he will be late, because he's taking Coraline to school. I tell him it's fine, and that I'll just wait in his office. When I walk on, I see the sun shining as if it were the most perfect day, and I could even hear birds chirping...so I smiled. A man even waved at me and said ';fine day isn't it?'; I told him ';Wish I could be at the park right now'; then I said disappointed as we parted ';but I need to meet with a lawyer.'; As I was walking on, I was thinking of my little sister Coraline. I was so angry at what the other children do to her. I was thinking about how awesome she is, and that they girls would have to be nuts to think she was so weird. I was happy that so many people were giving her support after the hair incident. I was also thinking about how much I loved Ally. I was happy that she gave me another chance.



    When I eventually got to the building, I walked to the elevator. I waited for it to open with a couple other people. We made small chitchat about how our days were. When I got in the elevator, multiple people were already in. I think I pressed a 7 and an 8 but not absolutely sure. I was getting a little light headed and I was thinking ';I hate elevators....they always makes me nervous'; I remember my hands were shaking a little bit. I walked to the desk lady and told her I was going into my dads office to wait for him. She told me to go ahead in. I went through the door and looked around the room. I never was in his office alone before. I took a deep breath and smelt the air. I could tell it smelt like air freshener...everything seemed fresh. I went to take a seat at my dad's desk chair. I slid in and started fiddling with things at his desk...just because I was waiting (bored)..then I decided to just kind of tap the computer mouse. I saw the screen flash on, and was very suCan you help me with this traumatic dream?
    Hi Melanie,

    I see that you are new to answers, and that you ran out of room to finish your post. Do you know how to add details to your post? As you are looking at your question on this page, right under your post is a bar where you can do things like email the question, star it, and things like that. On your version of the page is a little pencil. If you click on the pencil, you will be able to add details to finish your question....



    Edit: on your reaction to the movie. 9/11 was a terrible, terrible, day, and I am sure that many are indelibly changed by it. Used to be that leaving on a jet plane was one of my favorite songs to sing in my car. The events of 9/11 were quite a shock. I was singing leaving on a jet plane on my way to Walmart a couple days later. I was on my way into the Walmart parking lot, and started thinking about how many people said the sort of things that were said in the song on that morning. Wound up broken down crying in Walmart parking lot and people staring at me wondering what the hell my problem was. I haven't been able to sing that song through since. I try once in awhile, and can't without breaking down into tears. A favorite song has become a symbol of such a day that cannot be erased, even by the 30 some years I enjoyed singing it before then.



    As for your dream: Honestly, I don't under stand what is so horrifying in there. You seem to feel that there is a link between your reaction to the movie, and the dream you post under it. I haven't seen the movie, so I guess there must be some references in your dream that I don't understand.

    You've got a scene where you are communicating with your brother that things are getting better, a scene where you are thinking about your little sister and feeling protective of her, one where you are thinking about a friend, and apparently about a reconciliation with her after a situation of some kind, one where you are getting to know your father apart from the person who comes home to you each night, where you understand that he thinks about you more than you know, and you find some compassion for him, honestly, I'm at a loss to understand what is so horrifying, or what the link is, it seems throughout the dream you are thinking about all the people you love in your life, and appreciating them, so, I dunno, I guess I just don't get it this time around, were you seeing all these things from the view point of the characters in the movie? Is that the part you find so horrifying, identifying with these people? Looking at the very end of your dream, that is the part that could be perhaps horrifying? It seems that at the very end, you put yourself in the place of someone looking out an office window as one of those planes flew in. It also seems as though throughout the process of ';dying'; in the end of the dream, that you received a revelation. Perhaps you are an empath, dear, if so, I am sorry for you, it's a hard thing to deal with, to be an empath, and I don't know what to tell you that would help there, it takes time and experience to help you learn how to tell the difference between what belongs to you, and what belongs to someone else. It also takes time to learn how to protect yourself and shed things that don't belong to you. If you want you can email me through my profile, and we can discuss it further, I know a couple of visualizations that may help you to deal with such things a bit better....



    Edit: Ok, I read over your whole post again, it is rather long, yeah, it seems to me that you are an empath. Email me later to discuss ways to deal with it.



    I might not be so much help with your dream tonight, but I thought I would stop and share for you that you aren't the only one so affected by 9/11, you are not alone there.....I'm there with you, and so are a lot of other people....United we stand...draw your strength from that, if you need to...Can you help me with this traumatic dream?
    You took a elevator to Heaven.

    Hi everyone! I'd like to introduce myself as Nostalgic Dreams. Opinions?

    Hey everyone!

    Now I know you're all thinking that I'm a little whacked out right now, but I'd like to explain a little bit about myself.

    My name is not really Nostalgic Dreams. I'm a 16 year old who thought of a little name that sounded impressive. For a few years now I have been so fascinated with how stars like Robert Pattinson or Justin Bieber have risen to fame. One theory I have is that it is simply just recognition. The more someone is heard about, the more people notice them.

    So that is what I would like to see. I'm wondering if by doing a little work over the Internet, if the name Nostalgic Dreams can reach this recognition.

    Of course I need your guys help though. Please follow me @nostalgicodreams on twitter. I will try to tweet some interesting things to make following me worth while.

    You can also email me at nostalgic.dreams@yahoo.com.

    It's just an experiment, but let's see if we can make it work.

    And also, what are your opinions on this guys?Hi everyone! I'd like to introduce myself as Nostalgic Dreams. Opinions?
    that would be great, I love Justin Bieber, I hope there would be a good stuff down there :D

    How do I know if I'm Dying?

    ...To meet a girl who is just like me.



    I'm weird and I think girls think that I'm weird which is a problem, its also probably why they don't wan't to date me. I'm not bad looking, in fact everyone calls me Robert Pattinson which is annoying because thats not my name... but apparently I look like him, which figures... I guess... because I do. The problem is that I have very high standards and am attracted to only very good looking girls (because I'm shallow... and a teenager... with a big ego). The problem with this is that all the good looking girls no theyre good looking and act as you'd expect a good looking girl to act, now this is where the real problem lies because I really loathe good looking girls who know theyre good looking and act as you'd expect a good looking girl to act. So where does that leave me...

    To summarise - I'm a good looking weirdo fancying girls I hate and liking girls I find repulsive, I'm a shallow, undignified 17 year old with his head in the clouds... I stand alone in front of the panel pretending to enjoy a life I don't understand, but will any of my thoughts succeed in breaking through into the realm of this immortal reality... probably not... and does any of the last 5 lines make and sense... probably not ... and does that bother you? ... probably not... In essence then... perhaps... it seems...ironically... that... in fact... maybe... unintentionally... I trully AM a dying!

    Mucho Gracias Comradias! Comprenday?



    ... the question then, be it willfully subjective to the individual is... Why do you care?How do I know if I'm Dying?
    Dude, lower your standards for appearance a little bit. A girl that's actually cool is a lot more satisfying than someone who looks great but it is a bimbo.How do I know if I'm Dying?
    You have to much time on your hands, and you will eventually find a girl who is neither repulsive nor concited, and in that instant you will understand love.
    Haha dude i just floated through that paragraph and was like..lolwut?



    Anyway, you'll find that girl one day. And once you've found her, you better not let her go because a lot of girls are different, as you all know. You're not exactly shallow, either. Of course guys would 'like' the good looking girls, i mean, why wouldn't they? Nice to know you 'like repulsive girls'...xD



    As for the last question, care for...? Well, i'm answering a question, isn't that enough to care? :)
    I'm going let you in on a little sercet dog.alot of hot women think there all that.now not all of them.now I don't like the all that ****.that's why I left my ex in the dugout.hot but please.ok on personality you have to dig for some facts before you jump the gun.hot is great but you have to screach discover and get a nice deal.
    Wow...you sound like one pretty weird, socially awkward, moderately egotistical, somewhat confused kid. Basically you're a normal 17 year old...don't worry you seem like you have a good head on your shoulders despite what you think. We are ALL weird and even more so at 17. You are not dying you are actually developing and learning. But yea...the stuck up girls do suck. lol
    If you feel yourself going into a coma then that is usually a sign your time is up.
    Ok- for starters calling yourself weird isn't really going to help, you need to think positive, yeah?



    Instead of focusing on the 'good-looking' girls that you like, get to know some of the less good looking ones, you might find yourself a soul mate.



    Hope this helps, but it probably doesn't.
    Cool story bro.
    Dont worry, you're just a normal, albeit arrogant, 17 year old. You'll meet an ordinary looking girl with an exceptional personality and fall in love.
    Well, i don't care. Not even enough to read the entire question.
    are you breathing



    if so then your fine

    How do I know if im DYING...?

    ...To meet a girl who is just like me.



    I'm weird and I think girls think that I'm weird which is a problem, its also probably why they don't wan't to date me. I'm not bad looking, in fact everyone calls me Robert Pattinson which is annoying because thats not my name... but apparently I look like him, which figures... I guess... because I do. The problem is that I have very high standards and am attracted to only very good looking girls (because I'm shallow... and a teenager... with a big ego). The problem with this is that all the good looking girls know theyre good looking and act as you'd expect a good looking girl to act, now this is where the real problem lies because I really loathe good looking girls who know theyre good looking and act as you'd expect a good looking girl to act. So where does that leave me...

    To summarise - I'm a good looking weirdo fancying girls I hate and liking girls I find repulsive, I'm a shallow, undignified 17 year old with his head in the clouds... I stand alone in front of the panel pretending to enjoy a life I don't understand, but will any of my thoughts succeed in breaking through into the realm of this immortal reality... probably not... and do any of the last 5 lines make any sense... probably not ... and does that bother you? ... probably not... In essence then... perhaps... it seems...ironically... that... in fact... maybe... unintentionally... I trully AM a dying!

    Mucho Gracias Comradias! Comprenday?



    Beautiful... isn't it... that sun... have you ever seen anything quite like it?



    P.S Asked this question recently and since nothing has changed... figured I need MORE advice!How do I know if im DYING...?
    funny i'm a girl and i totally concur with you about how good looking you must be or atleast you claim to be but problem is... i would never go out with you!!! why? it's because you are good looking and you act like you are. you are the human prototype of the animated series of JOHNNY BRAVO if not more. your speech can go right thru' the anus oops! meant anas of herstory (or history if you prefer i'm feminist) like a hot knife thru' butter. you can make malcom's i have a dream dream sound gibbberish if and only if you directed your creativity towards complimenting and approaving of those pretty girls you so much loathe other that talk all day bout how pretty you are yourself. yes you guessed right, girls hate that!! now go out there show them what you got if you got it at all!!!! good luck prettyHow do I know if im DYING...?
    i sincerely would like to say you would definite have your view of thoughts change as you grow older. YOu'll definitely regret when you see back history....!

    its like when we are young, we are looking for quantity - good-looking looks, nice sexy figure etc etc

    when we get older, we start looking for quality - the heart of a person.

    only some or few people would have mature/wise thoughts looking for quality right from the start.



    And as about dying, I think you need to wake up into reality.
    your a good guy and your going straight to heaven mann

    good lurk buddy
    We are all dying!



    Suggest you ask a normal girl for a date...someone sweet and nice and ';the girl next door type.'; - cute, but not repulsive!



    Joy to you!
    What are you smoking? When you grow up and realize that you need to improve yourself in order to be attractive to women, you will find someone. Being good looking is not an asset, unless you have other things to go with it, such as character, intelligence, good sense of humor, success, sensitivity, kindness, consideration, motivation, ambition, talents, etc... If you just want to get laid, find the sl*t of your school and do it. Try looking for someone that is in your own league for a change.
    act normal please?
    Stop being Shallow HAL and date someone you find ';repulsive';. In the end you'll be blubbering ';you're beautiful'; like Black did because you'll learn to look past the exterior (hopefully)
    You sound like a dick. At least you can admit you're shallow.

    How tight is too tight for jeans on a guy?

    girls what do you think? guys? I just saw on the news that some kid got taken outta school because his jeans were too tight and were ';distracting'; but when I saw him with them on, they were NO WHERE near as tight as I thought they were gonna be. is my sense of judge ment off? to give you an image of how tight they were, imagine robert pattinson or google him and look at how tight his jeans are- thats the way they were. Im sorry I dont see anything wrong with it.How tight is too tight for jeans on a guy?
    I don't think tight jeans look bad on guys. However they will automatically look too tight on guys that might be overweight. I think Rob Pattinson's jeans look great.How tight is too tight for jeans on a guy?
    I think their too tight when they can barely zip them!

    or when they are so tight you could liek see the veins in their legs! xD



    besides tht tight jeans arnt a problem on guys, and a lot of schools are against things like that... most dress codes forbid skinny jeans even, on male or female. It's just few schools actually push that rule. I know i read my old shcools dress code and it said it was against the dress code, but i never wear anything but them.xD



    and robert pattinsons jeans arnt even tight!! :o

    Survey: What is your favorite...?

    Ok wat is your favorite:





    Twilight character:


    Tokio Hotel Song:


    Twilight Book:


    Tokio Hotel Band Member:


    Twilight Quote:


    New Moon Quote:


    Eclipse Quote:


    Breaking Dawn Quote:


    2nd Tokio hotel Song:


    Team Edward or Team Jacob and why:





    cuz really i dont know how people like jacob i mean like they like jacob


    this doesnt include taylor lautner or robert pattinson im saying the character cuz i cant stand jacob!!! but i luv taylor lautner





    Anyways heres my list:


    Twilight character: Its a tie between Edward, Bella, and Alice!!!!


    Tokio Hotel Song: By Your Side [[luv that song]]


    Twilight Book: Eclipse!!!!!


    Tokio Hotel Band Member: Bill Kaulitz!!!! [[luv his smile and he seems like hes always happy and dont u just luv his voice]]


    Twilight Quote: ';And so the Lion fell in Love with the Lamb'; -Edward


    New Moon Quote: ';Your hold on me is permenant and unbreakable never doubt that'; -Edward


    Eclipse Quote: :Isabella Swan? I promise to love you forever — every single day of forever. Will you marry me?'; -Edward


    Breaking Dawn Quote: ';Focus, Bella. Edward is waiting for you down there'; -Alice


    2nd Tokio hotel Song: Tie between Sacred On the Edge and Raise you Hands


    Team Edward or Team Jacob and why: TEAM EDWARD!!!!%26lt;33♥


    because jacob gets on my nerves he mkaes bella kiss him like he forces her then he wants bella to die instead of being a vampire then he imprints on bella's daughter!!! who just imprints on a 1 day old when he becomes a wearwolf he just gets on my nerves and he acts like a jerk he just gets on my nerves a lot!!!Survey: What is your favorite...?
    Edward and Alice: (but taylor makes me like jacob movie wise)





    Monsoon





    Twilight/Eclipse: I can't chose!





    Bill Kaulitz





    And so the Lion fell in Love with the Lamb -Edward: same one!





    Of course, I’ll always love you… in a way. But what happened the other night made me realize that it’s time for a change. Because I’m… tired of pretending to be something I’m not, Bella. I am not human - Edward





    His touch brought with it the strangest sense of relief — as if I’d been in pain and that pain had suddenly ceased - Bella





    His arms wrapped around me, holding me against him, summer and winter. It felt like every nerve ending in my body was a live wire - Bella





    Break Away





    Team Edward in the books because Jacob always got on my nerves! He seemed so childish and Edward was so perfect! But in the movies.. Taylor's acting makes me feel sorry for him and realize that he's not THAT bad. Still...team edward! %26lt;3Survey: What is your favorite...?
    ...are you kidding me??





    This is what happens when girls get rejected...they fall in love with the sparkly gay guy they name ';Edward Cullen';





    edit --





    Twilight character: I hate them all


    Tokio Hotel Song: I hate TH


    Twilight Book: I hate twilight


    Tokio Hotel Band Member: I hate those poser-punk freaks


    Twilight Quote: Fck twilight


    New Moon Quote: i hate New Moon


    Eclipse Quote: Disgusting book


    Breaking Dawn Quote: Stephenie Meyer MUST burn!!


    2nd Tokio hotel Song: Whats with Bill Kaulitz hair??


    Team Edward or Team Jacob and why: The straight one...oh...wait..
    Twilight character: Jacob


    Tokio Hotel Song: I Don't Listen to Tokio Hotel


    Twilight Book: Breaking Dawn


    Tokio Hotel Band Member: None


    Twilight Quote: None


    New Moon Quote: None


    Eclipse Quote: None


    Breaking Dawn Quote: Someone a little obsessed?


    2nd Tokio hotel Song: None


    Team Edward or Team Jacob and why: Team Jacob cuz sparkling vampires are gay.
    Twilight character: Jacob Blackk.


    Tokio Hotel Song: Ready Set Go


    Twilight Book: New Moon or Eclipse.


    Tokio Hotel Band Member: Bill


    Twilight Quote: ';And so the lion fell in love with the lamb'; - Edward


    New Moon Quote: ';If I thought it was too… too risky, I wouldn’t have come. But Bella, I made you a promise. I had no idea it would be so hard to keep, but that doesn’t mean I’m not going to try.'; - Jacob.


    Eclipse Quote: ';No Emmett, I punched a werewolf in the face.'; - Bella


    Breaking Dawn Quote: ';You’re monopolizing the bride. Let me dance with my little sister. This could be my last chance to make her blush.'; - Emmett


    2nd Tokio hotel Song: By Your Side


    Team Edward or Team Jacob and why:


    TEAM JACOB!


    because Edward left Bella, and Jacob was there for her when he wasn't. Then he just came back and wouldn't let Bella see him, when he was just as dangerous to her as Jacob was and Jake kept her alive when Edward left.
    1. I. Hate. Twilight.


    2. Don't Jump


    3. Ummm... I used to be obsessed with the books... so really? I'm gonna go with Eclipse. But I still hate them.


    4. Ooh... I would go with Bill, but I really, really love Tom! ^.^


    5. ...None.


    6. ...None.


    7. ...None.


    8. ...None.


    9. Ummm... Durch Den Monsun. I love it in German, and he sounds so young! ^.^


    10. Team Jacob, because Taylor Lautner is a smexy beats.





    Adiosu waga koishii!!! =3
    You are the epitome of predictable conformity
    twilight character : jacob


    tokio hotel song : ready set go


    twilight book ; never read one. sorry


    tokio hotel band member: bill hes so cute =]


    twilight quote : vampire? lol


    eclipse quote: what now??


    breaking dawn quote: who now??


    2nd tokio hotel song : break away =]


    team jacob because edward is more ugly than jacob. don't get me wrong there both ugly but im sick of the good guys winning
    eclipse
    twilight sucks
    twilight? whats that i've never heard of it. u mean you like it and its real popular? nooooooooooooooooooo.
    Jasper


    Ready Set Go





    Can't answer much else...
    Wow. I used to like Twiight, but this is just overobsessive. O_O
    Twilight character: Jacob


    Tokio Hotel Song: Reden %26lt;3333.


    Twilight Book: I've only read Twilight, atm.


    Tokio Hotel Band Member: Bill Kaulitz %26lt;333


    Twilight Quote: Same as yours.


    New Moon Quote: Haven't read it.


    Eclipse Quote: ^


    Breaking Dawn Quote: ^


    2nd Tokio hotel Song: Wo sinde eure hande %26lt;333


    Team Edward or Team Jacob and why: Jacob because Edward is too popular with teens, it's annoying, i just like to be different
    Twilight character: Alice or Edward


    Tokio Hotel Song: none


    Twilight Book: Eclipse


    Tokio Hotel Band Member: none


    Twilight Quote: how am i suppose to know...


    New Moon Quote: ahh....


    Eclipse Quote:...........


    Breaking Dawn Quote:agghh.. i like twilight but i dont remember them


    2nd Tokio hotel Song: !!!!! iDK


    Team Edward or Team Jacob and why: Team Edward. cuz..i dont like jacob, there, good enough,?
    Twilight character: Alice


    Twilight Book: Breaking Dawn


    Twilight Quote: ';Every time I touch you she just a bout chokes with satisfaction';-Edward


    New Moon Quote: ';I'm sure the leechlover is just Dieing to help us out'; Paul


    Eclipse Quote:';No Emmett i punched a werewolf in the face';- Bella


    Breaking Dawn Quote:';More than my own life';-Bella


    Team Edward or Team Jacob and why: Edward, i dont know why
    Best Survey ever!!! :D





    Jacob is the best!! lol You left out the part where he never left Bella, was always there for her, helped her when Edward left, helped her have fun, :) turned against his pack when they wanted to kill her, was her bff, saved her from Laurent, and the 2nd time he kissed her, dont forget but she kissed him back. :) :) O man lol now i wont get BA, maybe i should erase this. lol :)








    Twilight character: Jacob Black %26lt;3 and 2nd is Alice


    Tokio Hotel Song: dk who they r :)


    Twilight Book: Eclipse %26lt;3


    Tokio Hotel Band Member: lol dk


    Twilight Quote: ';You brought a snack?'; - James to Edward


    New Moon Quote: ';Why are you apologizing for bleeding?';- Jacob Black to Bella


    Eclipse Quote: lol not sure which quote in this book but basically the whole sleeping bag part was awesome. lol i died laughing the whole way through


    Breaking Dawn Quote: ';Make Bella see sense? What universe do you live in?'; - Jacob to Edward


    2nd Tokio hotel Song: sorry once again dk :)


    Team Edward or Team Jacob and why: Team Jacob %26lt;3 %26lt;3


    lol I think i pointed out why i liked him more up there :)





    Awesome!! U should make more of these Twilight surveys %26lt;3
    Twilight character: Alice


    Tokio Hotel Song: Dont listen sorry


    Twilight Book: Eclipse (Tent Scene %26lt;3)


    Tokio Hotel Band Member: See answer 2


    Twilight Quote: Same as yours


    New Moon Quote: 'October, November, December, January' - Bella (kinda)


    Eclipse Quote: (i think its in eclipse) 'Does My Half-Nakedness Bother You?' - Jacob. Hey i loled at it!


    Breaking Dawn Quote: Same as yourss


    2nd Tokio hotel Song: See answer 2


    Team Edward or Team Jacob and why: Team Jacob becuase Wolves Are Hot :P
    Twilight character: EDWARD


    Tokio Hotel Song: RAISE YOUR HANDS (ATM)


    Twilight Book: TWILIGHT? I DON'T READ THEM SORRY


    Tokio Hotel Band Member: GUSTAV%26lt;3


    Twilight Quote: SO THE LION FELL IN LOVE WITH THE LAMB? (ONLY QUOTE I KNOW)


    New Moon Quote: IDK


    Eclipse Quote: IDK


    Breaking Dawn Quote: IDK


    2nd Tokio hotel Song: MONSOON


    Team Edward or Team Jacob and why: TEAM EDWAR,BECAUSE HE LIKES TOKIO HOTEL AND HE'S HOT!
    .I hate twilight


    .I hate tokio hotle


    .Again i hate twlight


    .still hate it


    .never liked it


    .never will like it


    .none


    .dumb


    .no tokio holtel


    .waht ever one is less popular
    bella, although i have never read or watched twilight


    mamma mia


    never read em


    my favorite band is an cafe


    enough with twilight


    okay, are you kidding me. have you considered that there might not be many people here who knows about twilight like you do?
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  • Debunking Twilighter arguments.?

    Okay, so my last question, round for round harry Potter vs. Twilight, was removed because some Twilighter didn't want to accept the truth. So, I decided to step it up and debunk some of their major arguments for Twilight's superiority over Harry potter, or for Harry's inferiority to Twilight.

    Argument 1: Harry sold more because there are more books in the series.

    Rebuttal: This arguments is absolute bollocks. The first Potter book sold 120 million copies, so it outsells the entire Twilight saga by itself. The last Potter book sold 44 million copies, also outselling the Twilight saga.

    Argument: Harry sells more because he's been around longer.

    Rebuttal: Nope, sorry. Harry has sold about 440 million books and has been around since 1996, meaning that he's sold about 33.85 million books every year since his release. Twilight has sold about 42 million in four, meaning that it's sold 10.5 million every since it's release. So, even if Harry had been released even two years ago, he'd still outsell Twilight.

    Argument 3: HP aren't as cool as Twilighters.

    Rebuttal: Being a nerd is better than being a stalker. Do you have any idea how many times Robert Pattinson (Cedric Diggory to HP fans), has complained about the fans? Have you ever heard Daniel Radcliffe complain about Potterheads? Nope.

    Argument 4: Rowling only writes for money.

    Rebuttal.: Just because she happens to make a lot of money doesn't mean it's why she wrote it. Look at what she did with Tales of Beedle the Bard. She gave away all her royalites to charity.

    So my question is?

    Any more arguments to debunk.Debunking Twilighter arguments.?
    I love this. Absolutely love it. There's no real question involved, but your arguments are made of absolute win. Well done.Debunking Twilighter arguments.?
    You do understand that both series of books are basically just pulp, don't you?
    Hi there,



    Though I agree with most of your arguments, I can see why this bothers Twilight fans. You are basically keeping up a pointless fight that has been around since before Christmas, and frankly, I'm sick of it. Let them be, for goodness' sake, and stop fueling their rage.



    Cheers

    S
    Oh my god, if only you could met my friends perhaps you could knock some sense into them. I try but usually I give up and start insulting twilight's characters.
    I love both of the series so can everyone PLEASE stop publishing subbmitting questions that aren't actual questions?

    Thank you for the 2 points :)
    All I can say is that Harry Potter is more substantial than the redundancy of Twilight. But the attractive point of Twilight is the romance and being a vampire as an obstacle. With that in mind, I have no idea why comparisons are being made between both series.
    u need freinds. instead of wastiing ur life thinking harry potter and edward cullen are real.

    Amazing dream, can someone interpret?

    So, I had one of those awesome dreams where everything feels so real. It was in color (as are all of my dreams) and I could vividly remember what I was thinking in certain parts of the dream. Anyway...



    I was in a strange neighborhood that was unfamiliar, but it looked extremely exclusive and rich. My family was planning on moving there (I'm 15). The house had a waterfall and was made of stone, it was a mansion. I was driving past it with some people I didn't know to a different, smaller house. I don't remember much, but I do remember hooking up at this house with my dream guy (I don't know him in real life, but more like how I envision my perfect boyfriend). We went all the way, and I could feel every single touch and feeling in the dream. I remember vivid details; I woke up feeling different. Anyway, once we were finished, he jokingly poured fake blood on the couch (the owner of the house was an elder woman who was strict about cleanliness) and I had to scrub it up, but he was joking with me and making me laugh. The woman who owned the house came to pick us and some other girls my age up. I was the last to get dressed, and she was a nice, though strict woman. I was in my school uniform (none of the kids I was with go to my school in real life) with the other kids, and we went to what looked like a ballroom in a hotel, but there was barely anyone there. The girls were rich, and called me 10 cents and made fun of me while the boy I had been with was working. He occasionally looked over and smiled at me, but said nothing in front of his friends. I'm remember going to a girl in the room who I did like who was my friend in real life and complaining, and admitting my love for the unattainable, most handsome guy in the town. Then I found out that he was with the meanest of the girls named Mimi, and that they were a thing. I instantly stood up, and began to walk from the room, and I was aware that the guy was following me. He followed me through three rooms with other people in them, but he was always at least 20 feet behind me. We were both walking at a normal pace. I reached outside the hotel/ballroom, and made my way down to the middle of the stairs and sat down. It was night, and I stared at the only window in the huge building that was lit up (every other window was dark, except the one window on the top floor, at the end), while looking at the guy out of the corner of my eye as he chatted conversationally with some older men. I looked away, and then looked back at the window, and the light was out. Then, the dream started to fade, as did their voices, and he started to descend the stairs toward me...and I woke up.



    For some general facts, I just dumped my boyfriend of 6 months because of lost feelings on my part yesterday, and I had the dream last night. And the man in the dream closely resembled Robert Pattinson, for some reason. Thanks for your help!Amazing dream, can someone interpret?
    haha sounds like a pretty good dream! haha iv had those kind of dreams where it feels like your there and its really happening...not all the time but rarely so i know what you mean...any way i can really never tell what my dreams are about or telling me, usually they are just random like with yours and that whole fake blood thing...haha that was really random...but the strong feelings that you felt could be from the strong feelings that you have towards something maybe subconsciously....you know...like it represents something? i dont really know you so i cant say what but yeah, that's my guess....and the thing with the window(which to me sounded pretty awesome!)...that could really be interpreted as lots of things..the light being turned off when you looked back could be like the end of something or feelings changing.....idk :/ im not very good at this kind of stuff, i don't even understand my own dreams haha ... sorry i couldn't be more help! it really seemed like a cool dream :)





    p.s like what that other answer above said it could reprsent you and your boyfriend and how things were good in the beginning you lost a little intrest and got more distant...like when you looked at the light and it was on then at him and back at the light and it was off...like your moving on almost and its a close to that relationship.... just another way to look at it :)Amazing dream, can someone interpret?
    wow. O__________________________________O

    no way im reading all of that... but good luck understanding ur dream

    *grin*

    *thumbs up*

    too much??
    Hey! Ok so the guy in the dream just resembles exactly what you called him ';a dream guy'; who knows how to be intimate with you, so that wasn't abnormal. Your dream to me, seems to just express what you went through in losing feelings for your boyfriend (in the dream you had this connection and intimacy with that guy but then by the end of the dream you both were distant and you found out he was being dishonest. This may just seem to resemble your current situation, I think you made the right decision, but maybe your dream is a way to let you know that the breakup still doesn't seem easy on you but you can't give up hope and deep inside you know you are worth better.
    your gonna a maid for some rich person that looks like Robert Pattinson. Sorry :(
    Well, maybe you are being criticized for dumping your boyfriend. Your friends might disapprove of what you did and could turn into your enemies down the road if you don't change something. Whatever you do, try to keep your relationships with everybody out of the dark, for everyone to know, just don't flaunt the relationships to anyone. Don't hide your feelings. If you lost interest with the guy, try to figure out why and see if re-examining your position might make you reconsider your relationship with that guy, ';Robert';.
    Okay so this is what I got



    Hotel

    To see a hotel in your dream, signifies a new state of mind or a shift in personal identity. You are undergoing some sort of transition and need to move away from your old habits and old way of thinking. You need to temporarily escape from your daily life.Alternatively, the dream may imply a loss in your personal identity.



    Mansion

    To see a mansion in your dream, symbolizes your greatest potential and growth. You may feel that your current situation or relationship is in a rut.



    Vampire(For Robert Pattinson x) )

    To see a vampire in your dream, symbolizes seduction and sensuality, as well as fear and death. The vampire represents contrasting images of civilized nobility and aggression/ferocity. It may depict someone in your waking life whose charm may ultimately prove harmful. Deep down inside you know that this person is bad for you, yet you are still drawn to it. Vampires also sometimes relate to decisions about sex and losing your virginity. Alternatively, to see a vampire suggests that you are feeling physically or emotionally drained. The vampire may also be symbolic for someone who is addicted to drugs or someone in an obsessive relationship.



    Blood

    To see blood in your dream, represents life, love, and passion as well as disappointments. If you see the word ';blood'; written in your dream, then it may refer to some situation in your life that is permanent and cannot be changed. If something else is written in blood, then it represents the energy you have put into a project. You have invested so much effort into something that you are not willing to give it up.

    Prom hairstyles for men?

    Right, theres a really important prom coming up in a day for me and i need to sort out my hair for it. My hair's a literal mess to be honest as in the following picture. I was thinking of cutting it shorter for the prom but got no idea how i should do it. I had a couple of suggestions below, but i wana know what you may think that could be done to my hair. Please show pictures if possible, so i can tell the hairdresser tomorrow.



    Me as a scruff with my scruffy hair:



    http://s706.photobucket.com/albums/ww64/鈥?/a>





    Suggestions were like this:



    http://z.about.com/d/mensfashion/1/0/C/7鈥?/a>





    http://z.about.com/d/realitytv/1/0/O/x/N鈥?/a>





    http://www.emohair.org.uk/emo_hair_pics/鈥?/a>





    http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl鈥?/a>



    The thing is that my forhead is really small about 2-3 fingers width, so hair that reveal my forehead might look a bit weird :S

    Plus, if i completely spike my hair, you can see my scalp 2 because they are really thinning. =/



    Thanks so much u guys. id really appreciate your ideas.Prom hairstyles for men?
    Well if you have long long hair comb it back but if you have shaggy hair or short, just wash it.Prom hairstyles for men?
    Okay, so idk I can find exactly what you want...

    but I found this great site with like 2357643907 cuts for guys.

    It even has a section called 'Tuxedo Hairstyles'

    Hope this helps!



    http://www.menshairstyles.net/main.php
    straighten it to make it really shiny, then put texturizing gel in it and mess it up a bit =)
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  • Does anyone else completely agree with me on this?

    Is anyone besides me sick of all the people who obsess over:

    -Miley Cyrus

    -Demi Lovato

    -Selena Gomez

    -Jonas Brothers

    -Taylor Lautner

    -ROBERT PATTINSON

    -Kristen Stewart

    -Twilight Saga



    It's ridiculous. The sad thing is, people probably would actually LIKE the movie Twilight and all of these tween celebs if they weren't so overrated. I'm sure it is beyond annoying to all of them how obsessed people are. For example, at the Teen Choice Awards, when Rob won an award, he was laughing and pretty much poking fun of all of these little Twilight obsessed girls. They are probably all fed up with it.Does anyone else completely agree with me on this?
    i completely understand what u are trying to say but yea just ignore it...I no i am obsessed with Adam Lambert too....haha he makes me happy so i guess robert and the jbros and miley etc are like their adam lambert to us hahaDoes anyone else completely agree with me on this?
    %26lt;what about him? lollll
    the people that i only like are

    selena

    demi

    taylor
    I dont really agree with you but you have a point on the twilight thing
    Nope. I'm obsessed with Michael Jackson and Shia Labeouf so I really have no room to talk xD
    Yes Madame, in fact I am.
    SO TRUE!!
    Yes, I'm sick and tired of seeing these names. I wasn't coming here for a month, then I come back, and it's same ol', same ol', makes me noxious.
    i hate miley cyrus, but the rest are awesome so i dont know what your talking about!
    Robert Pattinson is fugly.
    I hate Adam Lambert GO KRIS ALLEN!!!! And actually I love ALL the people and things you listed :)
    The fans of Jonas Brothers and Demi Lovato are freakin' annoying, but I think the haters of Miley Cyrus are obnoxious. I like Taylor Lautner. But I could care less about Kristen Stewart or Robert Pattinson.



    Everyone obsesses over a celebrity. You seem to love Adam Lamert right? I am obsessed with David Archuleta %26amp; Daughtry, but I don't think I am annoying like some fans.
    I agree with you! Everyone there is annoying as hell and i DGAF about any of them!

    .......issues of the world right now?

    ok. i am 14 years old. i am australian, but i want to pay atention to whats going on with obama. i, really, have no idea if what i am about to say is true. i am writing what i THINK is true. please correct me where i am wrong or ask a question. THIS IS NOT ME TRYING TO DEBATE. this is me, trying to understand it all, and wanting to be corrected where i am wrong. ok thank you ........



    is obama a communist. is he actually trying to put communism into action? yes, im sure he wants fairness for everyone, but is he going to actually put communism into action?



    why is obama continuing to tax people who cant afford it ( again, not even sure if this is true). also, if he is taxing, and it is for the reason of trying to gather enough money to give every child access to education and medicine, why is it the companies are getting large sums of bail out money? why are lower class american still being taxed for the childrens good , but companies being paid heaps, then firing their employees?



    also, what is happening for the healthcare system of america?



    i tried to research this myself, but it was hard. ( you know how you type in something like 'obamas belief etc'in google, and youll get links for 'do you want the hottest obama' from ebay. lol, very difficult. however this site-http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_are_Barac鈥?/a> helped, but it was very biased toward obama.



    this site got the actually wondering, as i really like green days music, and value billie joe armstrongs beliefs, but the comments down the page got me thinking...



    http://www.spinner.com/2009/04/17/billie鈥?/a>





    please and thank you =).......issues of the world right now?
    OK,three rules to live by regarding politics.

    1.Never listen to anyone in hollywood

    2.Never listen to anyone in show business,period

    3.Never trust wikipedia.It's part of Yahoo.Yahoo is a very liberal entity,and it's news slants heavily to the left.So does wiki.



    Obama claimed that he would cut taxes for 95% of Americans.But that is impossible,because 40% of Americans don't pay any taxes.On top of that fact,he also says that he will let the tax cuts that President Bush authorized expire in 2010.That will raise everyones' taxes across the board.

    Then you have to really pay attention to the global warming nonsense that is sweeping the globe.Pay close attention to cap and trade,because it will increase the cost of everything dramatically.

    America has the best health care system in the world.It could use some changes,but government health care has been a disaster everywhere is has been adopted,and it will be no different here.

    I don't know about obama being a communist,but there is no doubt that he is a neo-marxist.And he is dangerous.Not just for America,but for the world.If he wanted fairness he wouldn't be taking people's money from them and giving it to people who don't deserve it.Wealth redistribution is his mantra........issues of the world right now?
    there something call wikipedia lol, you will find all the bs answer there, other than that try google......
    watch the news
    who cares about obama?....where's the meat that's supposed to be in tacos these days?
    Honestly, as somone from Australia, why should you give a sh!t about our President?
    GOV Criminal: your an idiot,



    No Obama is not trying to put a communist regime in place, he is trying to stabilize our banking to correct the economy including the world's economy. That scares about 10-20% of the population that are so conservative they are too fearful to change anything, even if the economy is going down the toilet. Obama would like the regulations back in place that where slowly dwindled away over the last 30 years.
    Obama is a socialist of sorts. He's big into redistribution of wealth... some of it to the poor people the rest to his biggest contributors like himself, Acorn, whatever. He's a tax maniac. He sees himself as the great stimulator in that, if he can tax the living crap out of everyone and get the money in his own hands he can do the ';smart'; thing like bail out companies that need to just fail and get it over with. But his overblown ego won't let him admit that he's not really the best person for the job when it comes to deciding where the taxpayers money should go, and he's under the illusion that if he gets ten trillion in debt that he can just go print it. Brilliant huh? As for health care, if he has his way, he'll wreck it too. For all it's flaws, we still have the best healthcare system in the world, which is why those with money come from all over the world to have important procedures done. Socializing it isn't going to improve anything. It will just drag down the top and reduce our system to that of the communist countries. Talk radio like Rush or Hannity would do you some good if you're really interested in finding out what's really behind the issues. You don't have to agree with everything they say, but it sure is informative.

    Did Kristen say YES to Rob's proposal?

    please please please please please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!鈥?br>
    i'm a huge twilight addict, and when kristen stuart and robert pattinson made it on screen i was screaming with joy! so i heard that rob proposed to kristen on the SET!! how romantic! but i didn't get to hear if she said yes. i looked on youtube google and yahoo but nothing. rob says that he proposed to her several times but the day after he doesn't remember, and he wasn't drunk! so whoEVER knows the answer PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE answer or give me the website where you found it. I'LL GIVE YOU LOTS OF POINTS!!Did Kristen say YES to Rob's proposal?
    Why did you ask this again?



    Once again



    Of course she said no



    She has a boyfriend alreadyDid Kristen say YES to Rob's proposal?
    he proposed to her as a joke. she never said yes... she has had the same boyfriend since she was 16.
    he made a proposal to all the girls on the set along time ago but was just jokeing around when asking the question all the girls but why are you asking this question when this happen a long time ago you are kinda like to late you know





    鈽甦ej
    Robert did propose 4 times to her,but it was a joke!He said in his interview that that's how he gets a conversation started and Kristen said

    ';I bet you say that to all the girls';! It's just a pickup line he uses on girls.Kristen is engaged and had been for 4 years and has no intentions of leaving him for Robert.But I think when they start doing';New Moon';

    and ';Eclipse'; movie together and being with each other all that time on the set a flame will spark and Kristen will dump her Fiance for Robert!

    How's this for the beginning of an entry for a contest on who can write the best 'dumb fanfiction'?

    It's a contest on storywrite.com, for the 'best dumb fanfiction', so this is what I started with (just so you know I'm NOT an elsie, AT ALL! lol)

    so please evaluate? thanks!



    The picture stared at me. My personal heaven. I remembered with a cherishing pride the fifteen minutes I'd spent making sure it lay perfectly flat against the wall, the tape all but invisible.

    Every time I look into Edward's eyes, I thought drawlingly, romantically, I see the pure, perfect love in his, staring back at me, and I imagine him whispering, Elsie, my love, sleep, you are the only one who has ever touched my heart... Like he said to Bella in Eclipse, the most amazing, romantic book in the world. My mind flashed to page 85 in Breaking Dawn, and I imagined myself with Edward in Bella's place, and couldn't help the girlish squeal that escaped me as I pictured his divine face. I ran and skipped around the house, humming bella's lullaby and imagining him with me in the meadow, whispering in his velvet voice into my ear.

    Elsie, you are my life now, my love, Elsie, sleep, I'll sing to you all night, Elsie, I worry everyday for your safety, I will do anything for you, make you any promise, you are everything and I cannot live without you.

    Ah, sweet vampires. I flipped open the top of my laptop, decorated with 'twilight, the movie' stickers. As I opened my email, the sexy, velvet voice of Robert Pattinson reached my ears, emitting from the pink shiny speakers that were muffled by being covered with yet more stickers.

    ';Check your mail, my love. You have a few messages.';How's this for the beginning of an entry for a contest on who can write the best 'dumb fanfiction'?
    Oh my gosh that is truly the 'best dumb fiction' I've ever heard. Good luck, your story sounds like a winner.How's this for the beginning of an entry for a contest on who can write the best 'dumb fanfiction'?
    Ha, that's awesome! One small detail is you might want to capitalize ';Twilight the Movie';, but that's about it. This is so interesting it's hilarious :D I almost laughed at the end :) Is there software that can actually do that?

    What Did You Think Of The Twilight Movie?

    Instead of going into a paragraph after paragraph rant, I'll just make a list of Pros, Cons, and Neutrals.





    Pros:


    1) It was extremely funny. Even if I wasn't supposed to laugh at some parts.


    2)The girl that played Alice was AMAZING! Even though she had only...6 lines, she embodied her literary counterpart. Kudos to her.


    3)Billy Burke as Charlie stole the show in a lot of the scenes. My favorite part was the whole ';meet my boyfriend'; scene when he was looking at his gun.


    4) The Cullen kitchen scene. PRICELESS! The whole ';Her name's Bella. That's Italian.'; from Emmett make me chuckle but when Rosalie broke the glass, I knew that I would never forget that scene.


    5)The baseball scene up until the nomads came. I love the Muse's song playing in the background.


    6)Jasper's Johnny Depp/Willy Wonka face throughout the whole movie! XD Every time he was in a scene, everyone started cracking up. I'm sure those were a lot of the times when we shouldn't have been laughing.


    7)How we could see the contrast between rainy Forks and sunny, golden brown Arizona. The scenery was beautiful.


    8)The Cullens' house. I want it.


    9) Rosalie vs. Bella. I will admit that it was done well.





    Neutrals:


    1)The special effects could've been better. The sparkling Edward was disappointing a little bit.


    2)The make up was...okay. Like the special effects, it could've been better.


    3) The humans (besides Bella). They were extremely good and often stole the show. I put this under a neutral because it seems they were given more to work with than the main characters even though they are only minor.


    4)The movie was quite rushed and for people who haven't read the book (a.k.a my mom) it got confusing at times. I don't have my Twilight book with me right now but I heard it's around 400 pages. Yes, cramming 400 pages into two hours seems like a hard task. But with simple division, they could've slowed it down a little bit more.





    Cons:


    1)Jasper's face. I know he's supposed to be ';resisting'; but wow...he must have been trying REALLY hard.


    2)Overacting. I love Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson to death but sometimes they seemed like they were overacting. In the ';tension-filled'; scenes, it looked forced.


    3) How the heck did they fall in love? I couldn't figure it out in Twilight even after reading the book 3 times and the movie made it even clearer that I was missing something.


    4)Did I already mention Jasper's face?


    5)The Billy Black and Edward Cullen staring contest as they passed each other in the car. What...the heck...was that?!


    6)Why was Billy Black driving when I'm pretty sure he was paralyzed from the waist down?


    7)The flashbacks were unnecessary. They could've used that time to add more from the book so that the movie made sense to people who didn't read it.


    8)I wish they had put in the Carlisle's office scene where Edward is explaining what happened to Carlisle. That would've helped.


    9)Edward was more of a controlling bipolar person in the movie than he was in the book.





    Overall, as a semi-Twilighter (the Twilight series and I have a love/hate relationship), I give the movie a B-. But if I wanted to tell the truth, it would be a C-. Good to see if you read the books, confusing if you hadn't. Now that I know there's going to be a New Moon, and how much money they made off of Twilight, I'm sure the bad things will get better...hopefully.





    So...what did you think? What Did You Think Of The Twilight Movie?
    Wow; I didn't like the movie, but I agree 100% with your list. :)





    EDIT: you forgot about how most of the actors were absolutely horrid.What Did You Think Of The Twilight Movie?
    that is a pretty good synopsis...


    i really think that ushud apply 4 a critic's job....
    I haven't seen it yet but im going to see it tomorrow
    sex, money, sex, money, CAT!
    handicapped people can drive. the car is modified with hand controls. . .





    ah... have you read the other books? the whole stare exchange was hinting at the future conflict between the two families... and





    I have another con(s) for you.





    Ben was rather nonesistant


    and





    Edward never dedicated the lullaby to Bella.
    I LOVED the movie and it has bee out 4 days so far and I have seen it twice in a row and I'm gunna go see it again. I loved Linkin Parks and Muse's songs. Emmet dancing was funny. Alot of people don't like Rose, but I love Rose, she's pretty, funny, and excuse her for telling it like it is people if I was in the movie I'd be on Rose's side all the way. Bella is an idiot and idiots shouldn't be allowed to date, shine, sexy, Silver volvo owners or even wolves. In my opinion Edward and Jacob are both too good for Bella. she got on my freaking nerves every time I saw her. She is so freaking self-centered. I had a character like her before, everyone tried to kill her except her cousin wouldn't allow it. I hate Bella and don't think she should be able to live. When they where talking about La Push, if I was Rose I would have walked over there and said '; How about I La Push you off a cliff'; and walked back to Emmet and 'em. I think Bella's too forceful on Edward, I mean come on give the guy a break, he loves you, it's not everyday someone falls in love like that. I believe once you meet someone like that you take it and hold onto it forever, not push and push and push for more. I ahted her for that. She DOESN'T DESERVE EDWARD OR JACOB!!!! Everyone else was perfect, I HATED BELLA THO! She was the only bad part of the book and the movie, it made me so mad. If you have a comment about ym remark text em at (405) 537-1457. BTW Bella so does not look like Jessica Alba, that's such an insult to Jessica. Sorry Jessica!
    Girl, you and I think so much alike. I loved all the scenes you named, and I some of the things you did. And bella practically over-stuttered in the hospital scene, but I think Kristen played her well.
    For the most part I agree with you. It isn't likely, but it would be nice if they were to replace the scriptwriter, director, and producer for the sequels. They had a lot to do with the screw ups. But I don't think I'd mind seeing a new Bella, although I'm sure Stewart has already been contracted for the next movies. I will admit I haven't finished the book yet, and I saw the midnight showing of the movie Thursday, and I was expecting more than what they gave. I am really surprised how bad they did for a book that did so well. I can't imagine a Harry Potter movie being done as poorly as this one.





    A lot of people were and still are comparing this series with the Harry Potter series, and I hate to say it (because I prefer vamps to wizards) Harry Potter movies win that contest by a long shot. I can't compare the books as I haven't even finished reading Twilight, and I never read past the first Harry Potter book.





    The movie was enjoyable because the story was good. I've notice a lot of people saying it seemed rushed... I'm slowly getting that as I get further through the book... and at the same time it was slow. There were scenes that were unnecessary to cut and unnecessary to add.
    I have pretty much the same feelings about the movie, I could not stop laughing at the faces edward was making in biology. They were hilarious. And the sex, money, sex, cat scene was hilarious. My fav scene was the baseball scen. I think the camera work seemed rushed and like you said choppy. It seemed very low budget, AND AM I THE ONLY THAT NOTICED THE LAME LIFETIME CHANNEL MUSIC THEY WERE PLAYING THE WHOLE TIME????? That was what REALLY ruined it for me, but overall I was satisfied I'd give it a B-/C+
    The movie was way better than I expected. My favorite Charlie lines were when he was talking about pepper spray:P I didn't like the sparkling since it was barely noticeable. The music was awesome. The baseball part was cool. Yeah the whole movie was actually great and they stuck to the book pretty well. The movie was also really funny so I think a lot of people will like it.
    pros:





    1. It was funny. Especially Charlie.


    2. The person who played renee played it awesomely!!


    3. Alice was really good for the movie she played it well.


    4. The fighting scene. It was played really well. but didn't exactly look like a ballet studio, but it was still pretty good.


    5. music. loved it!!!!


    6. edward looked almost exactly how i imagined he would be. it was amazing.


    7. acting. awesome only i wosh robert pattinson used his english accent. it would have made him more yummy. |:o)








    cons:





    1. THE MEADOW SCENE. i was pretty upset with that. They didn't show a field. but when they did show the TINY part of the meadow, it looked like a rug. i was like, you've got to be kidding me.


    2. Edward sparkling. He looked like he was sweating. i expected more.


    3. They hardly showed the Cullen's.


    4. it jumped around alot. like when she went into the forest i was like ';where are you going?';.


    5. They could have put in another half hour to add the little details and make it a little more put together.


    6. jacob. i don't like his hair. its not bad. im just saying i dont like long hair.


    7. they wernt very true to the book. i know there tiny details but...


    a. the computer wasnt old


    b. she didn't make the dinner


    c. they never planed to go to seattle


    d. charlie had the truck at the airport, billy and jacob never dropped it off.


    yeah there little thing but, you know...








    all in all it was pretty balanced. although i expected more from the movie. it seemed to go by really fast. But what can you do, the book will always be better.
    I THOUGHT THE MOVIE WAS AMAZING! I laughed at tons of parts. It was very good, great actors, scenes, but the only thing was that since there was a book, the book had more DETAILS than the movie.
    You got a hefty list there! Me being a fan of all the books, and watching the movies twice..I absolutely loved the book, AND loved the movie.