Sunday, November 21, 2010

My TWILIGHT opinion...do you agree?........?

Twilight was a terrible film adaption of a, let's face it, mediocre novel. I went into the theater with an open mind, not expecting brilliance, but expecting to be entertained. Well, I guess I was technically entertained since I laughed throughout most of the movie. Sadly, I wasn't laughing at purposely funny moments. I was laughing at the awkward ';acting'; of the actors and the terrible dialogue.



Now this is where it gets tricky: Do we blame the screenwriter or the author? The movie made me realize just how corny the book's dialogue was. I found myself rolling my eyes, when I wasn't laughing, at every word out of the actor's mouth. Especially the dialogue between Edward and Bella. Now, the dialogue could have been over looked if the actors were able to deliver them. Alas, whoever decided to do casting for this film decided to cast every ';actor'; with the acting ability of a toaster. Now, a toaster is a inanimate object and therefore cannot act. Get the hint? What made me laugh the hardest was at the end of the movie when Bella's mother decides to inform Phil VIA TEXT MESSAGE that Bella is alright. I was so shocked that she was really texting him that I turned to my friend and whispered ';Bella's okay, L-O-L';. Really, though. Text messages? I would think that informing your potential spouse of your child's well being would warrant a phone call at least.



Now, I have to point out the scene where Edward decides to flash Bella the goods. He want's to educate her in the ways of the vampire. He cannot go out into sunlight NOT because he'll burn or turn to dust, but because he turns into a failed children's art project. Reading the scene in the book I already knew whoever turned the book into a film was going to have issues with the scene. However, I really thought they'd aim for something above spraying Robert Pattinson with water then dumping craft store glitter on him. I didn't even notice the ';sparkles'; at first. My friend turned to me and commented ';The sun hits him and he gets gross and sweaty?'; because, let's face it, that's what he looked like. Damp and dirty. Oh baby, I can hardly contain myself! I could go on and nit pick at everything, but I'm just going to wrap it up and say this movie was awful and I'm disappointed in the screenwriter as well as the director. I feel like Hardwicke was too focused on making the mise-en-scene beautiful and aesthetically pleasing, which is all well and good, but in doing so she over looked her cast of actors who would probably get over looked at a high school play audition with the way they displayed their acting abilities in this movie. Though, maybe I take back the part of being disappointed in the screenwriter since you can only do so much with the source material you're handed.



BRING ON THE TWILIGHT FANS! I CAN TAKE THEM! *Shields at maximum power!*My TWILIGHT opinion...do you agree?........?
I eat twilighters for breakfast.My TWILIGHT opinion...do you agree?........?
i do like the book but the movie i agree with everything you said =]]



i am a twilight fan but im not gonna launch at you why i think your wrong =] good luck may the force be with you with the rest of the answers
Charlie, are you for real? This guy is just stating his opinion on Twilight. I have not read the book or seen the movie, so I can not say I disagree or agree. From the looks of it, most Twilight fans are immature teenage girls.
wow, that took a long time to read %26gt;.%26lt;



and no,

TWILIGHT IS AMAZING. end of story. period.

The movie wasn't as great as the books, but do the movies ever compare? It was a great attempt.
YEAHHH TOTALLY
i stopped on the first sentence cause this whole thing is not even worth my time in reading, its all bs...

twilight is the best book EVER its the only book i actually wanted to keep reading
Yes! I agree with you 100% and I'm a 16 year old girl, with all friends and school obsessed with Twilight. Thank you
the movie was so awkward.
thats way too long for me to read the whole thing.but i like twilight. the movie was pretty good
ok

i hate ppl like u seriously

i mean

u posted this question just to get us twilight fans piss the fk off

well thnx for the 2 points meanie
dude just shut up..you know you're stupid when you try to start crap on yahoo answers.
wow! thats long. i didnt read it but i have watched the film, it was okay i guess. i refuse to read the books though. i dont get the big deal over it, probably because i have never read the books but i dont plan to.

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