Im on team edward becuz he sparkles(jake doesnt)
he is sweet and loving(jake is only a friend)
he is super strong(stronger then jake)and could save me from a car anyday
he only left bella to protect her(jake should of done the same thing instead he leaves her with a pack of crazy tempered wolves)
he is resonable(jake would of complaned)
he isnt a dog(who likes kissing a dog?)
he has a 6pak(its not like taylors but yes he does have one and in the book he has one like taylors,suckers!)
he can love you forever(Jake would move on like he did when renesmee was born or he would die old when he quit being a wolf)
he can cool me down in the summer(jake would burn you)
hes very protective(jake couldt kill 3 ppl in 3 seconds)
ROBERT PATTINSON IS A SEXY BEAST(taylor just has a good 6 pak he doesnt have good hair or looks)
bella picked edward over jake(hahahaha)
even though bella picked edward,edward still let bella see jake even though most ppl wouldnt do that(jake would kick edward out if bella picked jake)
Real men sparkel(jake only sheds)
Hes charming(jakes annoying)
Hes a family guy(jake would rather die then sit and chat with a family he would think its boring)
he knows when to stop kissing(instead of a dog who kissed you when you didt want him to plus brake your hand)
he doesnt make you mad(jake has issues)
he is caring(jake would say suck it up)
he is smart(jakes realy stupid)
edward kisses better(jake slobers)
hes way more romantic(jake would have no clue what that is he would probably think cliff diving is romantic,oh yeah jake lets go jump off cliffs so romantic NOT!)
he is pactient with love and doesnt rush it even though hes been alive for 108 years and is a vergin(jake would rush it and if bella came to forks earlyer like 16ish she would of probabaly been a pregnet teen)
he doesnt eat,i dont have to cook a large mael(jake eats a months worth of food and im not rich)
he prefers brunnets im a brunnet(jake likes blondes better)
he doesnt care how you look even if you look like a haystack(jake would stay away from you till you took a shower or something)
he would die for you literaly(jake would say see ya and move on)
he doesnt have flees(jake has them all over him)
he knows how to cook(jake would burn everything)
he has manners(jakes a pig)
he watches me sleep and wonders(jake snors like a car honking and he probabaly dreams of biscuts)
he never lies(jake would lie about anything if it means not getting out of trouble)
he goes to the same school as me,i can show the most popular guy off(jake is at the bottom of the list)
everyone knows him(no buddy knows jake and know one wants to)
he cant get sick(jake would sneez all over bella and give her worms)
he has perfect teeth(jakes are all crooked)
he has the best crooked smile(jake shows his teeth like a dog would)
he has the best bronze hair i ever saw(jake has long shagy hair like a girl)
edward is rich(jake is so poor that he has to pee on his front lawn)
he can read my mind(jake wouldt know what i was interested in)
and my last one edward looks way better then jake in the book or robert pattinson(jakes so gay in the book)
So if you like jacob you have major issues edward is the best thing that happened to bella and me hes so sweet and anyone can love him so all those jake fans are stupid or are haters,jakes a stupid dog with flees and who wants to get burned? If you are romantic,good lookin and smart edward cullen is your guy and if your any of those and your a jacob fan i feel bad for you
Once again TEAM EDWARD,EDWARD CULLEN IS A SEXY BEAST AND SO IS ROBERT PATTINSON UGH! I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT HIM!Team Edward Forever%26lt;3!!!!!!!!!?
Not a question.. And wrong section.. Try Books and Authors or Movies for more over obsessed Twilight fans.Team Edward Forever%26lt;3!!!!!!!!!?
Wow. I don't even care that this is resolved I NEED to comment. SCREW YOU! Go get a freakin life. Twilight is a gay piece of crappy crap made for 2 year-olds. Twilight blows and anyone who likes it is obviously mentally retarded (or two years old). Again, GET A LIFE!
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and your question is...
never thought i'd say this but... GET A LIFE!!!!
Sh!t for retards.
Sage.
That's great for you. Really. Now kindly, GTFO.
Oh, and by the way, Robert Pattinson looks like a hobo and Twilight sucks. But don't worry, you'll grow out of this unintelligent and obsessive stage soon enough.
Guh. I hope you're trying to annoy us on purpose. Knowing their are idiots like you out there corrupting the gene pool make me want to kill myself. However, I refrain from doing so because then there would be even less intelligence in the world.
well...i love twilight but....i don't want to divide the book into two parts.Edward and Jacob, both are a major part of Twilight and if any one is removed from it,the story becomes useless.Edward is certainly better than Jacob because he is playing main role but to be very honest, Robert sir wasn't suitable to play this character (no offense).and secondly...what was the question again?
I stopped reading 3 points down because I almost died of boredom, you're in the wrong section, now get lost
Girl am i going to need to get you a shrink or something because your sounding kinda loony right now. now take a deep breath and go outside because i know you haven't been outside for like three months and remember edward cullen is not real now go hang with your girl friends or go to the mall and stop posting stuff on the comics and animation page and please stop reading twilight over and over again i mean there are other books check out the mortal instruments series oh and another thing rob pattison is rob pattison he is not and will never be edward cullen because edward cullen isn't real. That's all for now so forget about twilight for like three seconds and please go outside or do something else other than read about and edward and blog about edward.
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